Cabinet of Curiosities Show 24 – Planes, Trains and Automobiles
“I like trains. I like their rhythm,
and I like the freedom of being suspended between two places,
all anxieties of purpose taken care of:
for this moment I know where I am going.”
All forms of transportation are here –
All you need to do is sit back, relax and let us transport you in style to your destination
Ladies and Gentlemen, if we could just have your attention for a few safety announcements.
Please keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times. We would also advise that you keep your head in the vehicle – if you like it where it is
Please ensure you have a valid ticket.
Passengers found not to be in possession of a valid ticket will be moved to a carriage filled with a hen party on their way back from a day out drinking (you may wish to bring an umbrella), 5 shouty teenagers who want to play techno on their tinny phone (you may wish to bring earplugs), a hyperactive toddler with a militant parent who believes their little darling should be allowed to do whatever they want (you may wish to bring a baseball bat – for the parent)………and several copies of the Daily Mail.
Actually we’re just kidding about the Daily Mail. We’re not THAT evil.
In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, nothing will happen, because we’re not in a plane, but do feel free to cup your hand over your nose and make Darth Vader breathy noises – we have a long way to go…….
Cabinet appreciates that you have a choice for all your transport needs
and would like to thank you for choosing Curiosity Coaches
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